Da Dynamic Duo (totally not copyrighted)
"we r totally best frendz now! (he sed no but i know he luv me)"
hai intrnet frendz! dis iz mah websiet abowt a vry speshul red suit boi who rly luvs dem tacos n stuffs!
2day's 4th Wall Breaky:
"omg guiz, did u see dat new moovie? da 1 wit da singing n wolverine? lololol im not allowed 2 talk bout it but it wuz MAXIMUM EFFORT! 🤪"
Chimichonka Rating Sistem:
🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯 - wud break walls agen 11/10
Fun Fakt:
dis websiet wuz made while wolverine wuz nappin (he iz old n needz beauty sleep lololol) 🐺
Wall Break Counter:
0
click 2 break more wallz! 🧱
Dedpul's 2do List:
- pet all teh doggos
- maek more chimichonkas
- fite bad guiz n stuff
- brake moar 4th walls
- find sum1 2 sing wit (no spoilerz)
- lern 2 dance lik dat 1 guy from dat 1 moovie
Dedpul's Favrit Tingz:
Yummy Stuffz:
- chimichonkas 🌯
- maple syrup 🍁
- tacos 🌮
Cool Tingz:
- katanas ⚔️
- spandex 🦸♂️
- breaking wallz 🧱
Mah Secret Recipe 4 Success
Step 1:
Maximum Effort! 💪
Step 2:
Break da 4th wall! 🧱
Step 3:
Eat chimichonka! 🌯
Breaking News! 📰
"Local red suit guy makes websiet, refuses 2 spell correctly. Claims its 4 artistic reasons. More at 11! Also, have u tried clicking things? Everything moves! :O"
Time Travelz n Stuffz
• wen u try 2 fix da timeline but end up making it more confuzed 🤪
• note 2 self: dont touch anyfing in da past... or do? 🤔
• sum grumpy guy keeps tellin me 2 stop breaking stuff lololol 🐺
Dedpul's Travel Blog! ✈️
"went 2 sum weird place wit lots of fancy buildings n stuff. met dis grumpy dude who needs 2 smile more. we had a blast! (literally, lots of explosions lololol)"
Maximum Effort Moments!
Epic Win:
made a websiet n didnt break da internet! 🌐
Epic Fail:
tried 2 spell correctly... gave up! 📝
Luk Who I Found LOL
Dedpul's Review:
- • cant even break 1 wall (weak) 🙄
- • shoots webs insted of gunz (lame) 🕸️
- • no chimichonkas (literally unwatchable) 🌯❌
- • keeps talkin bout responsibility n stuff 🥱